“Son, when you participate in sporting Events, it’s not whether you or loose…it’s how drunk you get” ~ Homer Simpson

 

“He was a wise man who invented beer” ~ Plato

 

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading” ~ Henry Youngman

 

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” ~ Ben Franklin

 

“Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?”

 

“American Drugstores: Why do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?”

 

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http://nsma.org.au/jokes.htm
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